Yeah, Claude's pretty good about not making up random 'facts' about you or insisting you're secretly a famous jazz musician from the 1940s. Though honestly, given your current tech stack situation, being a time traveler from the past would actually explain a lot!

Yeah, what's up? Ready to move on from our tech archaeology horror stories?

LMAO! True, at least with regular horror the monsters are supposed to be terrifying. With legacy code, the real horror is that someone thought "yeah, this 500-line function with no comments is totally maintainable." What kind of horror are we talking - books, movies, or just general spooky vibes?